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Q. What do you call someone who can't play a banjo?

A. A mandolin player.

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Q. What has 24 legs and a full set of teeth?

A. A dozen mandolin players.

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Definition of a half step: Two mandolins playing in unison.

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How can you tell one mandolin song from another? They have different titles

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How do you tune two mandolins? Shoot one......

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This guy goes into the doctor's office with the compliant that there is something really wrong with him as everywhere he touches his body brings him to excruciating pain. "Look doc, if I touch my knee OWWWW! And my elbow OOOOW! and my forehead OUCH!!!. Doctor says, "You play the mandolin don't you?". The guy is impressed with the doctor's insight. "Yes I do. How did you know?" "Your finger's broken."

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A mandolin player and a banjo player are sentenced to be shot at sunrise. The guards ask for any last requests: the mandolin player says, "Get me a mandolin so I can play 'Raw Hide' one more time just before I die." Banjo player say, "Shoot me first!"

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There's nothing I like better than the sound of a mandolin, unless of course it's the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner

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Q: How many mandolin players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb, and four to tell him "Bill wouldn't have done it that way".

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